Speaking English must be really funny for some reason, because whenever my students try to speak English to me they always end up laughing about it. I don't know, it's kinda funny to watch though. Maybe it's me, because there are groups of girl students who just laugh whenever they see me. It's a bit unnerving, I hope it's a good thing. Probably is. I had a girl give me a rasengan the other day. Some of the boy students keep rasenganning me from their dicks. It takes everything in me to not do it back to them. I know I'd hear about it from the teachers for sure if I did, but dang man, I am still really immature because I would have no problem counterattacking by kicking them in the nads. Good times.
Did you know there are no referees during recess time? Even in elementary school! The kids are just allowed to run free without any supervision. This is super crazy coming from a place where there was constant supervision even in high school.
So I walked into the library when the students were cleaning it and the first thing I hear directed towards me is "What do you have for breakfast?" After I answer "I have miso soup and rice" (it's funny because that is a conversation from their textbook, word for word), I immediately get asked "Do you have a girlfriend?" It's usually the girl students who ask me this so I ask them the same question back. These weird questions still come up even though I've been here for 4 months now. Freaking hilarious if I think about it.
金玉【きんたま】 (kintama) (n) (col) testicles (this word is awesome because the literal translation is "golden balls")
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